So as most of you know, and those that don't, well now you will...my parents sold their house and bought one and are currently packing getting ready for the big move Tuesday. Apparently they hired some fireman from Fort Worth... If you try to reach me Tuesday...I'm occupied. By occupied, I mean I'm sitting in my lawn chair watching them move...real life Magic Mike eye candy in Carbon...hopefully. My luck it will some middle aged man with a ginormous beer gut. I digress. I've been helping pack up stuff because they are older, and I'm a sucker at helping those in need. Yesterday was the kitchen's turn to get packed... OH.MY.GOODNESS!! I have not seen so much random stuff, since...yesterday. I felt like I was in the Little Mermaid. Remember the scene where Ariel is swimming around looking at her collection of human artifacts...yep that was me, but I wasn't swimming....that would have been weird. I started singing...in my head...I can carry a tune in there...
"Look at this stuff
Isn't it neat?
Wouldn't you think their collection's complete?
Wouldn't you think I'm the girl
Whose parents have everything?
Look at this trove
Treasures untold
How many wonders can one cabinet hold?
Looking around here you think
Sure, they have everything
They've got gadgets and gizmos a-plenty
They've got whozits and whatzits galore
You want pie tins and whisks?
I've got twenty!
But who cares?
No big deal
They want more!"
I found a dingle hopper!! Oh, and ignore the albino deer in the background...it's art...allegedly.
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