Since the last time I posted, I haven't seen anything too off the wall, except a random piece of weave lying on the sidewalk the other day. This guy behind asked his friend, "was that HAIR?!?" I almost turned around and said, "It's weave...get it right!!" For a minute, I almost got in defense mode waiting for two girls to be fighting nearby because the only time I've seen weave laying on the ground was during and after a girl fight...some of which I was in the middle of...trying to break up not participate...goodness. I'm a lover, not a fighter. Usually the weave was the best part of the fight...some kids liked to pick it up and keep it as a souvenir...maybe that was teachers...or janitors that picked it up...whatever. Whoever lost that weave on campus, call and I'll return it...I mean I hope it wasn't special because the braid looked nice.
Today I went to my only class and was afraid I was going to have to swim there. I would have been out of luck because I left my floaties at home. By the time I got to campus, it had quit so I decided I would try and beat the rain that I had been driving in. My Toms and I hustled to get the building, so my two Toms and I waited for an hour in class before it actually started. We had a "major" quiz today. We had to name the metalloids, noble gases, chalcogens, alkaline earth metals, give their electrons, neutrons, and electron configuration in 25 minutes using a periodic table on a screen. I think the professor has lost his mind. My hand was writing as fast as ever, good luck reading it! The periodic table was so small you could barely see the mass #, the names weren't on there, so you had to do your best with spelling, which HAD to be correct. I'm sorry if it isn't oxygen, carbon, neon, ect I'm not going to know how to spell it!! I needed a Xanax, which I don't take, but I was willing to buy one off someone. I'm not sure why everything has to be timed!! By the end of class, I was so ready to get out of there I practically sprinted to the door. Wouldn't you know, it started raining as soon as class was out...small drops at first and then the bottom fell out....good thing I had my trusty mini umbrella...it made me more wet! You know when umbrellas aren't in use, you can walk at a decent distance from a person and not be in their "space." That goes out the window when umbrellas are out and open...what would normally be a fine distance, is suddenly right there on you. The umbrella must be empowering to some because they don't even change their paths and if you are in that path, you better watch out because you are going down!! You have to duck and dodge and dive to get out of people's way. I'm not sure, but I think about 5 people got in my way...they'll know better next time. The Toms were really mad when I got to the car because they forgot their floaties too and they almost drowned! At one point on my hike to the car, I figured out why the bicycles aren't ridden. The owners don't know how to drive. I guess karma was going to pay me back from taking out people with my umbrella because I was almost hit head on by a one handed bike rider. Calm down I'm not being rude, she was holding an umbrella with one hand and the handle bar with the other hand...not smart. She was swerving all over the place I thought I was going to have to report her for reckless driving. She slowly swerved in my path and kept right on riding until I stopped and looked at her with my scary look. She slowly moved back out of my way and kept on going. Good thing I bought the Xanax off of Mr. Coolio in class or I would have been really stressed out. Again, the previous sentence is a joke, I didn't buy anything off of anyone...lately.
Dueces,
Pippen
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