So after a weekend away from the eclectic style of University of Houston, I wasn't disappointed when I arrived on campus today. This morning was pretty blah nothing happening much, Phoney in my chemistry class actually paid attention today, but confessed he doesn't have a book yet. Seriously it's the 3rd week of school, get your act together, I'm really not surprised though, he makes his mom wait outside the class and then she pedals him to the next one.
This afternoon the blah lifted as soon as I stepped on the bus. The guy across from me was wearing jeans, a button down shirt, which was barely accommodating his slight belly, and slides. SLIDES with no socks and jeans!! Blasphemy!! The inventor of the slide wanted them to be worn for recreational purposes only with maybe an occasional pair of shorts...but NOT with jeans!! What a turn off. If my future husband, where ever he is, wears slides with jeans, I'm gonna love him with all my heart and then throw them away when he least expects it.
I get off the bus and head toward class. I see a girl who's pockets are longer than her shorts and the top she is wearing. If this is the way fashion is headed, I'm just gonna start wearing a moo moo! That is so not cute, what's next, giant tags hanging out the back of your pants, leaving your fly undone...shoot if that's the case, I'm already hip!! At least this girl was pretty small, I saw a girl with pocket shorts after class who I thought was only wearing pockets because her legs and butt ate the rest of the shorts. Yes I know I'm rude, but I feel like women need to know their clothing limits. Just because it's in your size and it's a trend, doesn't mean you have to buy it. I'm sure there is something else just as trendy out there that would fit better. No one should have to feed their thighs and butt their shorts! I feel like every time I go into a classroom now, I need to disinfect the seat before I sit down!!
Last week, I wrote that I saw a guy carrying a skateboard across the road and down the sidewalk. Well I saw the same thing again today. I just didn't understand. Today after Biology, I was heading to the bus minding my own business, when all of a sudden a skateboarder, comes up the sidewalk ramp on a SKATEBOARD. I was so shocked I almost got ran over, but at the last second the sidewalk reached up and tripped the skateboard and sent the skateboarder flying. I was shocked over this new set of events that I just stood there looking at the poor guy on the ground thinking, "is this my future husband? God literally threw him in front of me!" I then snapped out of it as he was getting off the ground and picked up his keys and handed them to him and I asked if he was ok, what was I really gonna do...I'm not a doctor yet and I haven't stayed at a Holiday Inn Express in a long time...he said he was and he thanked me and went back to pick up his pride and his skateboard. I know now that they carry the skateboards because sidewalks are jerks!!
Dueces!
Pippen
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