Open Letter

     I blame this post on not being able to get out of the house for two straight days due to faux snow, which decided to cover the streets and turn to ice. I have seen open letters to Miley Cyrus and Johnny Manziel, so I have taken it upon myself to write one. I realize this letter will never be seen by the subject and probably anyone for that matter, but I'm writing it anyway. I must say everything I put in here should not be used against me in a court of law because this is meant to be used for entertainment purposes. 

     Dear Kliff Kingsbury,

  I'm sure you get this a lot, but I wanted you to know I'm your biggest fan! You don't know who I am, and I could literally be the BIGGEST fan. Rest assured, I'm not, but if this ice won't melt, and I can't get out to exercise, I might end up with that title. I'm your biggest fan not because you are EXTREMELY good looking, but because of your ability to be extremely good looking AND turn around a football program that has been struggling the past few years. I knew who you were when you were the quarterback for Tech, but I lost you when you graduated and turned pro. I heard your named mentioned a time or two when you were at Houston, but I found you again when you surfaced as the quarterback coach at A&M. I'm not really sure how you became so popular at that coaching stop, maybe it was how good you treated Miss Rev. 

  I've heard critics say that you should spend more time coaching than looking in a mirror. Forget them, keep looking in the mirror. If you have misplaced your mirror, you can borrow mine or use my cell phone with the camera facing you like you are taking a selfie...I've heard that works, but I haven't ever done that. You must be doing alright with looking in the mirror and coaching because your team started off the season hot, just like you. Granted y'all hit a bit of a rough patch at the end, but y'all shouldn't be disappointed, your stubble looked great EVERY game, and you rocked that headset. How do you get that stubble so uniform all the time? I'm impressed. I didn't miss a Tech game all season. I yelled and hollered every game...when they showed you on the sidelines. You got tons of air time. I'm glad, because who wants to see Mack Brown run his hand through his hair...NO ONE!! I thought it was great how you treated your players when they would come off the field. I don't ever recall you yelling at them, unless you knew the camera was on you and you wanted to show the ladies your softer side. Whatever the case, it worked. You are a down to earth coach that knows how to reach the players or so it seems. Hopefully you don't lock players inside an electrical closet. Discipline should come in the form of cleaning your car or brushing your hair 100 times, and if they won't I will. Players seem to respect you and your coaching staff. I respect you and your stubble. Instead of helmet stickers, I like to think you hand out puppies. Do you rescue them in your free time?

  I know that you have girls, women, cougars, and maybe even some men throwing themselves at you. Ignore them. They are gold diggers. Kliff I know you are married to the game, but if you ever find yourself wanting more...I'm here for you. I don't mind stubble, perfect hair, and Red Raiders. I love black and red. I can be your "Hey Girl!"